Langholm

What is Langholm?


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Unfortunate town in the south of Scotland. Really a lost part of Cumbria, this township lacks genetic diversity and humour. Famed for fat men riding horses up a hill, the fact that a famous person once drove through and that their rugby team once won a half without the need for performance-enhancing alcohol.

"Nah, a dae 'hink sae..."

"Aye, nah, a ken, nah a dae 'hink sae..."

Cheif of the Defence Staff: "We need a new nuclear testing ground".

Aide "Have you heard of Langholm?"

See bestiality, england, horses


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