Langley Master Keys

What is Langley Master Keys?

A lock picking set. The term originates from the lock manipulation course taught at Langley, training ground for CIA operatives.

Bill; "Damnit I locked the keys in the house!"

Ted; Don't sweat it, I have my Langley Master Keys

See locks, open sesame, locksmith

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