Langus

What is Langus?

To self-seize one's "manhood" from behind and underneath with agression.

"Man ohhh man, I pulled a muscle when I langussed myself last night, Jim"

Features

1. derived from Cunt features, a very ugly or stupid person. It is said to describe but most importantly disguise you from a beating. Man:..

Jalaybi

1. Right when you are about to splooge you take your cock out hold it from the base and move it in a circular motion depositing your man ju..

Zidane

1. 1. the soccer star from the France team 2. to headbuttsomeone, like Zidane did during the final game against Italy in the 2006 Fifa Cup..

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