Lanjiao

What is Lanjiao?


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A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called kukujiao, kuku, jiaojiao, xiaodidi, didior lanjiau

Opposite of cibai(vagina)

It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.

Often accompanies by cibaiin a sentence.

"You don't talk lanjiao there ah, I call my gang beat you up ah!"

"Lanjiao lah, you think Beckham is god meh?"

"What lah, you don't have lanjiao ah, go chase her lah!"

"Eh lanjiao-kia, siam tam pok lah, people watching tv wah!"

All the above conversations are in Singlish

See kukujiao, kuku, didi


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