What is Lanjiao?
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A Hokkien vulgar term which means "Penis". Usually used by Malaysians, Singaporeans and Bruneians. Lanjiao can also be called
Opposite of
It is widely used for express ones anger or frustration.
Often accompanies by
"You don't talk lanjiao there ah, I call my gang beat you up ah!"
"Lanjiao lah, you think Beckham is god meh?"
"What lah, you don't have lanjiao ah, go chase her lah!"
"Eh lanjiao-kia, siam tam pok lah, people watching tv wah!"
All the above conversations are in
Singlish
See
Random Words:
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an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.
"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off..
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It's a machine, that like .. makes peanut butter and shit.
Mason: omfg teh hydrodesaclipatron is teh ownzage!
Alex: lawlrus! yeh ..
