What is Lanky Dance?
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This is possibly the most amusing activity a human could hope to observe. It is known to be performed by only one living person who may be refered to as codename "bowman". There are, unfortunatly, no documented videos of this pious ritual. "Bowman" is known to dwell somewhere in the Northeastern United States, and attracts a conglomerate of social and religeous groups including gypsies, circus folk, mormons, and just the average, everyday person looking for a memorable expirience.
Lucky Bastard:"Hey i just shook the hand of someone who's cousin has seen the lanky dance"
Envious Individual:"Oh my Goodness! May i please shake the hand that shook the hand of someone who's cousin saw the lanky dance?!"
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