What is Lansdowne High School?

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a hellhole. full of sports teams who suck more dick than kristen possenal, who than get caught by the other teams with white shiit on their mouths, HEY! kinda like mr. gula.

All of our jocks are on steroids; & all have extremely tiny to no cock.

we have camels, chewbaccas christine gavin, pregnant whores, mentally challenged children who beat the fuck outta our football players, crack heads, crackwhores, illegal immigrants, & just plain old burnouts.

our test scores are lower than any other school, we hold the highest dropout & teen pregnancy rate than ANY OTHER SCHOOL IN MARYLAND! our teachers are pedophiles. & our vice principle is an alcoholic who hits on student's parents.

first day of school,in Lansdowne high school, ninth grade year,a guy & a girl meet; nine months later from that date

a new lansdowne crackbaby is born & the father, unknown.

See lansdowne, high school, christine gavin, crack whores, steroids, jocks, pedophiles, alcoholics
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