Lanyard

What is Lanyard?


1.

A cord designed to hold something around the neck, usually with a clip at the end on which to fasten the object. Used for easy exposure and/or quick access to an ID badge, keys, etc.

"We could tell who the roadies were at the rock concert, because they each wore an 'all-access backstage pass' on a lanyard."

"Oh, so THAT'S what those things are called."

2.

noun;

male sex organ (see also fanyard)

The spaniard put his lanyard in her fanyard.

3.

the coolest sounding word in the english language.

my favourite words are spinchter, vulva and lanyard.

See favorite, awesome, amazing, lol, poop

4.

adj; something that is completely unbearable. The opposite of standard.

Going to work on Mondays is lanyard.

See standard


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