What is Lap Candy?
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A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.
A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.
"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"
"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total
slut !"
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Thinking someone is pretty attractive from a distance but is actually ugly up close.
"I thought she was hot when i saw her across ..
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A wet Queefer
-Hey Mary, whats that stain on your pants?
-Ohh that? Yea I Queefsneezed
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