Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Obese Cank Of Slunt

1. Someone who is both obese, and a slunty of cank. Jibbles is an obese cank of slunt. See jibbles, obese, slunt, cank..

The Big A

1. slang for the city of Anaheim, California which is located in Orange County near LA. the name is derived from the giant letter A outside..

W00tne0nt

1. An arbitrary variant of "w00t". Guy 1: OMG i just got like 4 epic drops IN A ROW Guy 2: w00tne0nt See w00t, woot, pwn, 1337..

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