Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Snag Lightening

1. An adjective to describe someone so extemely ugly that they appeared to have been struck by lightening. Bob's girlfriend is snag l..

Yahi

1. a humpimg slow movement that makes me jiggle my thighs when i see one. Makes one want to skip around the patk singing tra lalalallaal K..

Vinjak

1. Serbian tradicional alcoholic drink made from vine. "Go buy me a VINJAK!!" See vinjak, alcohol, serbian, drink, xo..

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