Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Longman

1. the act of ejeculating inside a sailor's bloody anus. last night i gave scott a longman. See sailor, anus, blood, sex..

Increase The Peace

1. Increase (make more of) the peace (opposite of fighting). Means the same as decrease the war, but its better coz it rhymes. First Guy:..

Hash Slinging Slasher

1. the guy from spongebob that squidward makes up that has a spatula as a hand! Oh no! its the hash slinging slasher!..

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