Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Pendehomie

1. Pendehomie refers to "pendejo" in spanish meaning in english stupid or dumb Hey ese Ill sell you un dulce for $2.00. No, way ..

Unclean Spirits

1. 1. Incomplete cleaning of ones anal opening after a bowl movement. May result in a condition call "swamp ass". 2. The process..

Quippie

1. someone who is a queer hippie That heady girl over there is a quippie. See queer, gay, hippie, hippy, lesbian 1. someone who is a qu..

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