Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Iraqi Pipeline

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Mackbuddy

1. simmilar to a crack fiend. an combination of a cluck(crackhead)and a hype. Keep smokin dat stuff, u gon be a mackbuddy..

Finlandia

1. A brand of high-quality vodka from Finland. I had a few shots of Finlandia and before I knew it, I was wasted. See vodka, finland, alc..

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