Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

5-7

1. weed 0 of the 5 dash substance scale, at the lower end of the spectrum there's 5-5 and 5-6, and higher up is 5-8 brennan smoked s..

Quad Anal

1. Four dicksin one ass The course shit stabber couldn't do DVDAcos he doesnt have a vagina, but he could probably do quad anal.. Se..

Q'pla

1. some dumbass thing that phil says in IRC. I think it is klingon. needless to say, phil is a nerd. normal irc chatter <phil>: q&a..

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