Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

618

1. The area code of Southern Illinois, the meth lab of America. Not as cool as 617 or 619, because it's the middle of nowhere. Also ..

Ughh

1. A caveman style mating call to attract women. Given as a form of a loud grunt, in the direction of a fine ass hoe. Hoe's 100% of th..

Zesty

1. adjective used to describe someone that has done something gay. You got on a pink shirt!? You ol' zesty ass nigga! See zesty, gay..

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