Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Zakko

1. The word zakko is derived from Latin language. It means dick head. Also used as a term for tip of the penis. Commonly used as a name for..

Zelma

1. Something who is, or is acting like a pussy. Mike Cring is a Zelma for deleting the facebook account we set up for him. See pussy, wus..

Poondogger

1. pussy bitch if you don't do something that everyone else wants you to do then you would get called a Poondogger! or if it is real..

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