Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Jangle Junk

1. 1. Big dangling balls His jangle junk makes his cock look small. See B-rent..

Cwnd

1. getting ownd or pwnd by a flying traffic cone ed:hey i ted i got cwnd on halo 3 yesterday ted:ha stubid n00b See cwnd, halo3, n00b, p..

New Hampshire Hotpocket

1. Taking a dump in a woman's mouth then proceeding to oral SQ- I gave your mom a New Hampshire hotpocket last night. The Lobstah- S..

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