Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng

1. The sound of one hand clapping. Zack-zack-zack-kapweeng! Oswald had found true enlightenment at last. See flotch, poit, osk, drood..

Jewbodian

1. Cambodians who are closely associated with those of the Jewish heritage, religion, etc. Look at the jewbodian See jewbodian, jew, jewb..

Apparati

1. created term to mean multiple apparatuses The Sharper Image is a great museum of useless apparati See whatchamacallits, gizmos..

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