Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Jizz Bitch

1. A bitch you jizz on. "Jameson is Richards Jizz Bitch" See jizz, bitch, ejaculate, come, cum..

W34k

1. poor; sad; incompetent "You can't tell people what you want them to get for your birthday!" "Yeah, that's w34..

Robocop Dat Hoe

1. when you coat a hoe's hair in cum and stick a metal bucket on her head so when she wakes up she looks like robocop. damn i robocop..

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