Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Jimmy Johny

1. a new age word that needs to be used in the place of thingy or thing-a-magigy He Brock can you had me that jimmy johny over there?..

Scudded

1. Doing something wrong,messed up,not right "Man he scudded fo doin dat shit" See messed up, wrong, fried, not right, booty..

Nick Knack

1. A United States 5 dollar ($) Federal Reserve Note. This tender piece of paper exposes the abnormally large head and ear of Abraham Linc..

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