Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Not A Happy Bunny

1. Someone who is sad My friend caught AIDS from a prostitute. He was not a happy bunny See hapy, bunny, not, phrase, rabbit..

304.9

1. as opposed to 305. used to describe those who live in miami but don't quite embody the 305 ideal. fuck david. kid says he's..

Umpididdlydoo

1. A word used to describe a penis, an adaptation of the word dijeridoo used to desribe dijeridoos abnormal in size, the word umpididdlydoo..

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