Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Irish Calculator

1. A wheelbarrow. With his Irish calculator, Michael O'Houlihan accomplished the highest level of arithmetic feats ever performed in ..

W-douche 40

1. Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40 Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak. See douche..

Jadankk

1. FERREAL? are youu serieous? in shock or disbelief Kelsey : OMG! I just ripped my pants ! Stephh : OMG! JADANKK?!?! Kelsey : ferreal g..

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