Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Richard Sparks

1. bitch, has a midget wang, that is 10 yards wide. full of himself and thinks he gets mad ass, when in reality he gets NO ASS. rich you n..

Likr

1. When someone uses the phrase "lol i know right." Mostly used by stupid girls who lack brains. "Man, that show was awful&..

Priming The Pump

1. Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex. I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump. See James 1. Eating the pussy whil..

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