Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

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