Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Shanut

1. The hottest type of girl in the world. Arabian decent. That Shanut girl is a hot motherfuker..

Alger

1. A really freckled boy with dry pale skin, often known as a ginger. Did u see that guy in the bathtub he looked like an Alger! See red,..

Flinger

1. A handjob. based on the flinging motion the person giving the "flinger" makes to get ejaculate off her/his hand. Alternative..

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