Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Clk

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Vernix

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Klondike Bar

1. klondike bar - CRAZY GOOD klondike bar - its a fucking ice cream bar See klondike, bar, ice, cream, gat 2. Something I would kill yo..

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