Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Zoiks

1. An exclamation of surprise typically expressing fear or dismay. Shaggy sees the ghost coming toward him, shouts "Zoiks", and ..

Lovebucket

1. An upgrade from a wanksock. (Warning - do not use in school) Filled my lovebucket last nite, had to borrow John's for a while...

Kellyann

1. Kellyannwhen a man chops up a cat and has sexwith it untill it's butt streches so far that it rips omg that man just kellyann and ..

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