Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Your Best

1. i don't give a shit but i tried doesn't mean i was trying to do anything good (jumps off clif but doesn't die) i did my ..

Stepjob

1. The act of vomiting on ones face, then rubbing your dick on their face and having them lick the vomit off of your dick. Dude, I totally..

D.r.s.s

1. Dirty Rotten Skate Society. A song by Afro Jetz, later covered by Refused. D.R.S.S Skatting down on my Suicidal skate Down to the to..

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