Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Quumf

1. v. To sit in waiting, for example, outside a public library and sniff ladies bicycle seats immediately after their owner has dismounted ..

2win

1. To chant, or express joy towards the prefix. Ex. Bob2win- Bob is cool, bob ownz, bob is uber l33t. Cheese2win Nick2win Niggaz2win..

Zypoc

1. A sex object forged in the desert 500 A.D, vibrating effects. I used my zypoc to have a good time last night. See zypoc, object, forge..

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