Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

710 Cap

1. Joke played on those who are not mechanically inclined. 710 is OIL spelled upside down, therefore someone might be reading the cap upsi..

Jumpin' On It

1. The dance that accompanies either the Sugarhill gang song Apache (Jump On It). Alternately Sir Mix Alot's Jump On It can be used. ..

No Weenie

1. -stephen gross -tyler starky -^ both have no weenie Tyler starky and stephen gross have vaginas 2. jon shenecker, he has no dick, h..

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