Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Xxx Box

1. The Original Hand Held game. See Masterbation Screw the Xbox I have the XXX Box. The XXX Box serving singles since the dawn of huma..

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1. used to describe a woman who looks pretty hot from the back, but when she turns and you see her face, she turns out to be a haggard old ..

Kinky Shit

1. People who have absolutly lost their minds. People who beat the shit out eachother while having sex and find it fun, usualy wearing leat..

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