Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Pavlo

1. to pull down your pants int he presence of a girl you want to have sex with. Once down it is either sink or swim. If she says, "Wha..

Zosimus

1. 4 h4rdc0r3 m0th3r fucka'111111!1!1111! "Dude, Zos is a fucking bitch." "LIEZ LIEZ LIEZ LIEZ OMFG ZOS IS TEH SHIZNA..

Orgaspm

1. When something is so pleasurably shocking you jizz in your pants. When Leonard Neemoy turned around in the cave in the new Star Trek I ..

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