Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Qwepz

1. The onomatopoeic word for a female masturbating. Similar to a male "fap". After a long, hard days work she spent her evening ..

U.p.

1. U-ndercover P-artyer Someone who is quiet most the time usually at school but knows how to party on weekends. Hes a major U.P. NUKKA! ..

Ipod Nipples

1. when a girls nipples are the size of the click-wheel on an older generation ipod. "Oh man, Beth has some big titts, I've neve..

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