Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Disgusticified

1. disgusting, but made disgusting for some reason "I can't stand her, she's so disgusticified" See disgusting, horri..

Hot Carlton

1. Anal-y fucking a girl and then pulling out... at which point she shits on you. when Dave gets his girl in the mood.. and realizes he&ap..

Loli-shota

1. A mix of the words Lolita (usually a girl between the ages 8-16) and shonen (meaning boy). It usually means a boy who look far younger..

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