Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Kirk Lacob

1. Huge Jew! might be polish... Can't hear with only one headphone ear piece, sign of retardation. Interests: Two girls, one cup an..

Smugly

1. To be so ugly, it needs a new word in order for it to be defined. It literally means SO-Motherfucking ugly. That bitch is so smugly, I..

On Ice

1. delayed or postponed we're gonna put the plans for the new place on ice for a little while. See hipster 2. A term added to the ..

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