Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Kregs

1. Short for "crossed-legs", a technique used by bodyboarders to enhance the stylefactor of foward or reverse spin moves. When th..

Ekphrasis

1. Ekphrasis is a literary device in which a text responds to or describes another work of art, very often a painting or sculpture. Ekphra..

Thalves

1. Thick calves that resemble thighs. That broad doesnt have cankles, she has thalves. See calves, cankles, thighs, ankles..

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