Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Well, Bobcat My Nuts!

1. An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted. Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..

Queecha

1. A general term for the female genitals. It includes the following body parts of a woman: -clitoral hood - clitoris - labia majora ..

‡

1. A sort of symbolic cross thingy. Person 1: "Do you know what ‡ means?" Person 2: "No." Person 1: "Me neither..

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