Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Queefmuffin

1. Person or being having the properties of homosexualism. A homosexual. Someone or something who acts homosexual and foolish. "God, ..

Akarsh

1. usually a devine being - God! But when in human form - a pleasant gentleman, innocent to the vile ways of mankind! he is soo good... h..

W.o.f.

1. A W.O.F. (pronounced w-ah-f) is a Waste of Flesh. This refers to someone who is being completely worthless. It applies most frequently..

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