Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Craig Jansen

1. the masculine tall male that you may see wandering the halls of CHS. very sexy in all his ways craig in a winner aka the gentle giant ..

Nigger Bike

1. a white woman / latin or asian that is a real slut for black men - takes endless amounts of big black cock and always wants more. Black ..

[vegas Venus]

1. Stripper , prostitute that will give you the whole package for under one hundred dollars Did you see Hugh Grant with that Vegas Venus? ..

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