Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Glazed Meatloaf

1. 1.obtain a pan, by force if necessary 2.take a big dump in the pan, but it should be a fairly solid one, not some soupy-ass diarrhea 3..

Rotflmcao

1. Rolling on the floor laughing my cute ass off.... when someone says something really funny or really dumb. you say rotflmcao See text ..

Igan

1. When playing Scrabble or Literati, someone who steals another player's intended spot. I was going to make a move, but Bryan was be..

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