Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Idelosis

1. The disease referring to be lazy. 1.David has been recently diagnosed with idelosis. See idelosis, metal, music, lazy, poop, fuck..

Flemmy

1. fat bastard who is extremely bitter Why are you such a flemmy? I hate you. See fat, bitter, wasteman, lard ass, porky 2. Spastic pie..

Ass Leap

1. 1. sleeping 2. To overcome an obstacle with great success. 3. To leap over a buttocks. 1. I'm ass-leap. 2. I ass lea..

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