Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Morn Horn

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Vitamin Licker

1. a person (generally a man) who gains sexual pleasure from grotesqly and pervertedly licking everyday objects. When Paul ran his tongue ..

Trepic

1. When something is overly epic as in trippingly epic! For and added twist type it with a 3 instead of and e for and added kick! as in Tr3..

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