Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Slippering

1. the art of sticking ones foot up the anus as far as it may go. joel was such a charmer that he convinced two girls into a rousing night..

Christmas Bonus

1. in which a man is having sex with a woman, and, upon reaching orgasm, withdraws from her vagina, ejaculates on her face, and slaps a bow..

Dpsomania

1. DPsomania: (n) an intense persistent desire to drink alcoholic beverages to excess dp got owned at lb hc so now he has dpsomania..

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