Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Pezzled

1. Wasted, Drunk, High I went to the pub last night and got so pezzled that I tried to fuck the lamp-post. Yeah, I was so fucking pezzled..

Ice Mountain

1. a drink drunk by dunbar...some sort of water people drink eventhough they have water at home from a sink but still want it from a bottle..

Nigiri Maki

1. pierce and abe i fucking love my nigiri maki pierce See maki, pierce, abe, awsome..

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