Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Ranch Dressing

1. Masturbation done by a female. Heather hadn't gotten laid in a while, so she decide to indulge in a little ranch dressing. See ma..

Unite-here

1. to cut on someone's cock and throw him in a bath tub. that guy wouldn't shut up, so we unite-here's him. See chuck, sno..

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1. online picture of a joint using computer keys...

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