Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Postrage

1. Aggravation over high postage costs. The item on ebay had very high postrage. See ebay, post, cost, anger, road rage, paid..

Own0r

1. somebody who owns. commonly used among gamers Hey he fagged me serveral times now, he's a real own0r..

Buddha Sneeze

1. When a woman qweefs and squirts blood everywhere. DUDE, that chick i took home last night was on her period and buddha sneezed all over..

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