Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

Oily

1. being extremely drunk. Man, last weekend, i was oily as fuck! See drunk, wasted, gone, out of it 2. A cigarette. From the Cockney rh..

Schwing!

1. Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation. Hoowie, look ..

Zymeth

1. Often used as an insult, a zymeth is refferred to as a chiald who continues the arguement after the discussion is over. A zymeth is betw..

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