Lap Cannon

What is Lap Cannon?

(n.) a pseudonym for a gigantic cock; an abnormally large penis.

I wish that little honey would come over here and slob on my lap cannon.

See cock, dick, phallus, pecker, junk, john thomas, trouser snake

W3rk

1. The place you go in order to save up money to buy the sword that you plan to use to kill your boss. Only three more days of w3rk my fri..

Typical Male

1. A male who thinks with their phallus and not their brain. A typical male is very sexual and does not think before any actions. However,..

Lameasses

1. a person thats boring and is an ass. you are such a lame ass. 2. plural of lameass Those are a bunch of lameasses! See Nicko..

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