L.a.p Edit Meaning

1. Acronym Just a load of bollocks. Don't listen to anything your teachers tell you its all jalob! See stool, defecate, shit, take a..

1. euphemism for masturbation stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservati..

1. someone who uses the "tradesman's entrance" ie the back door or arse for sexual gratification. mary was on her period so..