L.a.p.

What is L.a.p.?


1.

Live Audio Porn.

One is treated to L.A.P. when a neighbor/roommate with whom you share a thin wall, or live close enough to, has loud sex. Generally characterized as a truly terrifying experience in which the recipient of the L.A.P. is subjected to aural terrorism in the form of moans, groans, yelps, heavy breathing, bed/furniture crashing, and various other unsettling noises.

Last night, while I was trying to study for my final, my disgusting roommate and his girlfriend treated me to a L.A.P.

The L.A.P. I caught the other night was so bad, I could tell she didn't cum.

See roommate, neighbor, hell, asshole


3

Random Words:

1. The highest possible level of ownage. Blenderlm (RADIO): Report In, Team. Master O' Cheese (RADIO): Sector Clear. RubberDuckyMan..
1. 1. to lie, to fabricate information 2. to obliterate, to overwhelm This word was coined by Tiberius Lowang of Beavercreek, Ohio in 200..
1. (n) see Eminem Mike is one big fucking wigger. 2. a fuking white tryhard ausie who thinkz dey blak but man they white as da fuking c..