Lap Eggs

What is Lap Eggs?

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

Danker

1. Another word for a Penis or Weiner. "Trick you best get down on this DANKER before I put 5 across yo face." See swizzle stic..

Panders

1. Asians with der squinty pander eyes and there crazian asian hypnotist glare... Ex. 1: "Stop looking at me you panders, you makin ..

Krygerism

1. An act wherein one party asks a second party a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and the first party responds with a verbal bi..

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