Lap Eggs

What is Lap Eggs?

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

Cellify

1. to call somebody on a cell phone. Hey, i'm not home right now, so cellify me...

Moyon

1. To kiss, Snog, make out, get off with someone. Can sometimes be abbreviated to 'moy'. Alrite mush, you get any fettle last ni..

Zipper

1. A death trap for your wang. "Ill be right there, I Just need to zip up my... OWWW!!!... Damn Zipper" See not, cool, it, real..

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