Lap Eggs

What is Lap Eggs?

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

Eights

1. commonly applied to 1/8th of an ounce. can be used for larger quantities but isnt a standard measurment for anything over an o. Motherf..

Xpresso

1. Coolest little coffeevan scooting around Ipswich(England). Damn fine coffee, service with a smile, chalk board humour, some hair braine..

Uboat

1. to go smoke some cigs person A: "hey man, you wanna go Uboat?" person B: "sure dude, i need a doog something fierce&quo..

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