Lap Eggs

What is Lap Eggs?

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

Zwarbled

1. very drunk, intoxicated, shit-faced etc... I went to the titty bar and got very zwarbled..

1-2-9 One-two-nine

1. An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that ge..

Puha

1. Pick Up and Haul Ass. Typically used by EMS personnel when a patient needs far more care than can be provided in the field. This guy a..

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