Lap Eggs

What is Lap Eggs?

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

Horizontally Acceptable

1. A woman who is easy to fornicate with. That chick is so horizontally acceptable,she did the whole basketball team. See easy, loose, sl..

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1. A fairly new, great Black Metal band straight from Norway. Their music has no melodic shit, they're just fucking fast, hard, and ar..

Guyser

1. A sexual position in which a man titty fucks another man that has large enough man-boobs to allow such a vile act. That guy is so overw..

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