Lap Eggs

What is Lap Eggs?

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

Gewfer

1. Gewfer(gyew-fur) - One who has made mistakes; variant of Gopher. G'damnit gewfer! or Wewt! Gewfer Pwnzit!..

1. somebody who is really good at something, or tears shit up at something. "dude i'm so D1 at football" See boss, stud, a..

Petak

1. Polish word for penis, but can be used freely around mixed company due to its lack of recognition. "Hey, that jerk has his petak b..

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