Lap Eggs

What is Lap Eggs?

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

W00tl3z

1. An exclamation, expression extreme joy. OMG! A new car! Hurrah! w00tl3z!!..

Queef-biscuit

1. (n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef. Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit ..

Dirty Thompson

1. The american equivalent of a Dirty Astete, with a twist. In a dirty Thompson, the woman does a handstand on the floor with her ass stic..

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