Lap Eggs

What is Lap Eggs?

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

One Man Waltz

1. It is simply the act of masturbating. Hey, I'm gunna go take a shower and do the one man waltz...

Queefdaddy

1. If someone reaches a 10 on the queefage chart (see queefage for details), then they are awarded the title queefdaddy. Guy: "wow, y..

Ra5pberry

1. The embodyment of all travian-based pwnage. The koolest person on travian Whoa, the RA5PBERRY pwned the entire game See travian, pwna..

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