Lap Forest

What is Lap Forest?


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The giant untrimmed muff of a woman, usually from a European country. Usually so furry that it stick out the edges of her giant underpants.

Dude, her pussy was so hairy my tongue got tangled in her giant lap forest.

See forest, lap, pussy hair, muff, fuzz


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