Lap Forest

What is Lap Forest?

The giant untrimmed muff of a woman, usually from a European country. Usually so furry that it stick out the edges of her giant underpants.

Dude, her pussy was so hairy my tongue got tangled in her giant lap forest.

See forest, lap, pussy hair, muff, fuzz

Hot Nog

1. Drinking hot Egg nog through a hot dog straw. Zomg this hot nog is AMAZING! See hot, nog, desert, drinks..

Rubs Merchant

1. he or she who dispenses dirty rubs. Anita is such a rubs merchant See gabrielle..

Senior Citizens Hitler

1. very similar to the normal Hitler, except instead of alluding a Hitler mustache of shit from one's ass... wipe two fingers of semen..

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