Lap Ham

What is Lap Ham?

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates and usu. of urination in mammals

I was playing with my lap ham.

Jeweyazn

1. When a mixture of Jewish and Asian sperm are conceived during greedy intercourse and "Pok fied wice". Thus making.... Jeweyazn..

Fotn

1. acronym for "fear of the nipples" Oh yeah,she'll be a great artist once she gets pass the Fotn. See phobia, paranoid, s..

Critical Ass

1. adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. Jesus, I can't zip up th..

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