Lap Ham Edit Meaning

1. (a)deads is a spastic person that leads a simple life and is unemployed. phil house See steve..

1. really unadvanced technologically person a: i'm loving this record player person b: im loving my ipod touch person a: wha? pers..

1. A salty penis or phallic expression. After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..