Lap Hammer

What is Lap Hammer?

An abnormally large penis.

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See hammer, dick, cock hammer

Zutter

1. To shit, piss, cry and vomit upon oneself, and/or roommate's rug, simultaneously of course. Everyone: Holy shit Sam you gotta come..

Popeholen

1. taking it up the pope hole OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... | | | | u suck u smelly whore! See Andrew Dice Clay..

Ratty-ass

1. An object or person that is in bad condition. Having fallen into a state of disrepair or deterioration, as through neglect; broken-down..

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