Lap Hammer

What is Lap Hammer?

An abnormally large penis.

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See hammer, dick, cock hammer

Stronse

1. Australian slang for human excrement. Im gunna hang a stronse. See shit, crap, poo, turd, dump, bog..

Yofubwismap

1. Short for "You Fucking Bastardwith a Small Penis" Kieran, Yofubwismap!..

Dandylion

1. The act of ejaculating in a condom, removing said condom, puncturing a hole at the tip, then slapping a sexual partner(s) in the face wi..

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