Lap Job

What is Lap Job?

Verb: When a dancer grinds on you and makes you cum in your pants during a lap dance.

"You can go to Candybar and get a lap job"

See lapdance, handjob, titty bar, strip club, cum

Oral sex perfomed on a woman.

I gave Jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.

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