Lap Lumber

What is Lap Lumber?

1.

Gettin a boner, erection, a woodie.

I was watchin the porno and got a serious case of lap lumber

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See hard on, woodie, boner, stiffie, dick

2.

an erection, an erect male penis, boner

"I was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber"

See boner, erection, hard-on, stiffy

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