Lap Pinky

What is Lap Pinky?

A very small penis

"Was he a good lay?"

"He was good with his tongue, but he had a lap pinky"

See disappointment, endowment

Porch Plantation

1. A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits ..

Cheltess

1. to fuck and extremely large person He cheltessed last night. Man, my dream is to cheltess! I would do anything to cheltess! See fuck..

Kneeing A Loaf

1. To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely. "Sorry I couldn't take your call, ..

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