Lap Rocket

What is Lap Rocket?

another word for a penis, weiner, boner, etc.

I porked 500 babes in the course of a day and my lap rocket was completely worn out.

Not even the biggest, blackest boner compares to my lap rocket.

Gleaze

1. Sputum or combination of sexual fluids. Neither particularly attractive or wholly unattractive. Dwight: Hey, you wanna smell my beard? ..

Kingston Biscuit

1. Occurs when you're rimming between your partners "biscuit's" and you end up with some brown cream on your tongue. D..

Shiotty

1. Alternative / slang pronunciation of shitty I had a shiotty time at my grandma's house last night. See Johnny..

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