Lap Sausage

What is Lap Sausage?

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.

Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.

See sausage, dick, johnson, cock, slithy

Sissy Noble

1. the false justification of a pussy not "hitting that shit." guy1- man you hit dat shit last night? guy2- naw her grandma fel..

Balliel

1. to play with ones balls. sometimes on a cold night the boys have a group balliel See balls, bollocks, nads, testicles..

Hung Like An Antelope With Seven Legs

1. Self explanatory really "Wow he's hung like an antelope with seven legs"..

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