Lap Sausage

What is Lap Sausage?

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.

Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.

See sausage, dick, johnson, cock, slithy

Asa Scholz

1. Cut Throat, someone who is admirable but modest, good dancer Asa Scholz is my friend ;) See awesome, plur, cut-throat..

Fapio

1. A person known for smoking large quantities of pot, and for general skullduggery. Oh man that Fapio just smoked waay too much pot. See..

Quadrashocking

1. 1)Insert 2 in the kitty, 1 in the shitty on two women with each hand 2)Instruct Two midgets to place their pooper on each hitchhiker&a..

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