Lap Sausage

What is Lap Sausage?

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.

Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.

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Big Al

1. A Supercool guy. A hit with the ladies and no mistake. Has a big cock and is a top deejay. Hunky yet sensitive. "I shagged brad Pi..

Jock Stuffing

1. When someone stuffs their jockstrap or underwear with something (tissue, socks, etc.) to make their penis look larger. Girl 1: Woah, th..

Plonking

1. The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces. Jane (or Fred) was plonking Ge..

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