Lap Sausage

What is Lap Sausage?

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.

Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.

See sausage, dick, johnson, cock, slithy

Jeese

1. an alternate spelling of "jeeze", a mild oath, sometimes considered profanity jeese dude, you totally just blocked the TV! S..

Eat Dick

1. The act of someone falling face first into hard ground in an embarrassing manner. WOW! Did you just see James eat dick trying to jump t..

W007

1. A celebratory clause, written in 1337 Owned! w007! See Spencer 2. see woot or w00t See ween 3. -woot means in geek speak We Owned..

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