Lap Sausage

What is Lap Sausage?

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.

Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.

See sausage, dick, johnson, cock, slithy

Assturbating

1. Masturbating by fingering your anus. Jack: Dude, I so got laid last night! Jim: What happened? Jack: Well, I was at a party, and I wa..

Oggle

1. v. 1. To stare at the breasts or ass of a woman with out their knowledge. see also "learing" Dude, don't oggle my moms ..

Coppertoned

1. when your bathing suit bottom gets pulled down, i.e. by a wave or a great friend, and your moon white butt gets flashed to all the innoc..

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