Lap-blocked

What is Lap-blocked?


1.

When you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off quickly. Usually this is because you have a laptop computer, magazine or plate of food, etc. already taking up that space.

Spouse 1: Jeez! The cat just tried to jump right into my lap and I didn't even invite him up here.

Spouse 2: Ha ha! Lap-blocked!

See cat, lap, pet, cock-blocked, denied


62

Random Words:

1. A famous line originating from Nsider2 forums said many times by its biggest troll. He pretends that he is not a troll and puts the blam..
1. 1.A man that macks on dat monkey 2.A man that chirps at dem bitches Duuuuuuuuu, fam, you such a zoo keeper, when you funna throw dat m..
1. a word meaning cool, awesome... etc. victoria is soo totalyy sacm it isnt even funny. See cool, awesome, same, sack, victoria..