What is Lap-blocked?
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When you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off quickly. Usually this is because you have a laptop computer, magazine or plate of food, etc. already taking up that space.
Spouse 1: Jeez! The cat just tried to jump right into my lap and I didn't even invite him up here.
Spouse 2: Ha ha! Lap-blocked!
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A pure who leads the clan ULTIMATUM.
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Describes an object that is just plain wretched and disgusting which goes beyond humanity.
That six month old guacamole in your fridge ..
