What is Lap-blocked?
1.
When you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off quickly. Usually this is because you have a laptop computer, magazine or plate of food, etc. already taking up that space.
Spouse 1: Jeez! The cat just tried to jump right into my lap and I didn't even invite him up here.
Spouse 2: Ha ha! Lap-blocked!
See
Random Words:
1.
Someone who professes to be a non meat eater and fesses up to gobbling (no pun) turkey or chicken etc.Also very keen on fish .....and po..
1.
The sound of an electric scooter.
I got a new scooter, it goes vroom-nog-mog.
See nog, mog, vroom..
