Lap-blocked

What is Lap-blocked?

1.

When you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off quickly. Usually this is because you have a laptop computer, magazine or plate of food, etc. already taking up that space.

Spouse 1: Jeez! The cat just tried to jump right into my lap and I didn't even invite him up here.

Spouse 2: Ha ha! Lap-blocked!

See cat, lap, pet, cock-blocked, denied
62

Random Words:

Chalwa
1. Another word for Chalice, which is a type of marijuana pipe that is made out of stone. Ten foot stalk of ganja, light up the chalwa Se..
Read more
W.o.p.
1. still means with out papers, this was a problem for many italians when they were immigrating from the homeland, they didn&..
Read more
Orgonomics
1. The science of sexual position design for the purpose of minimizing fatigue and discomfort If Sally had learned about orgonomics before..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free