Lapbutter

What is Lapbutter?

a clear yet cloudy liquid of great viscosity, that is excreated from the lap of a suitably excited woman.

her lapbutter made his knee very difficult to balance on, the floor was also covered.

See sex, women, knees

U.d.i.

1. Unidentified Drinking Injury - A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection "Hone..

Red Carpet Squash

1. The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating. I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night! See Nata..

Squeezecake

1. Homosexual or someone who engages in gay sex I could never work in a retail store, too many fking squeezecakes See homos, fags, chugge..

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