Lapcat

What is Lapcat?


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a cat that will seek out a lap and stay on that lap till starvation or shiting and pissing problems then return to the lap. The cat is also very needy for a lap he or, she, or if u have it both will meow and paw at your legs or other parts until u let it sit on your lap it will also become gradually worse like an achoholic wanting a lap more and more

Merlin came on to my lap being a major addicted lapcat and stayed there and slept all for 3 hours then got up to piss eat and then return to my lap cleening himself on my lap

See lumphead, shit, piss, cat


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