Lapcrap

What is Lapcrap?

1) The art of taking a shit while using a laptop at the same time.

1) Fred was conversing on Microsoft Messenger during his lapcrap. If his friends knew, they would feel very violated.

See laptop, shit, crap, porn, violated

Full Gib

1. A drunken person that speaks negatively about other groups of people seemingly all night long. He pulled a "full Gib" last ni..

One Minute Shower

1. a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event. b) Typically before work, meeting someone for..

Licksalottapuss

1. Slang for an old dyke Look at that licksalottapuss, I wonder if she knows it's time for clamato at the nursing home?..

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