Lapcrap

What is Lapcrap?

1) The art of taking a shit while using a laptop at the same time.

1) Fred was conversing on Microsoft Messenger during his lapcrap. If his friends knew, they would feel very violated.

See laptop, shit, crap, porn, violated

Vagina Riddle

1. A synonym for a chastity belt. "Man I couldn't get to her last night, 'cuz she had one of them vagina riddles on!" ..

Zero G Reverse Reacharound

1. The sexual position in which one partner is held in the air upside down performing fellatio or cunnilingus and reaching around to finger..

Squired

1. Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for failor general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, ..

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