Lapcrap

What is Lapcrap?

1) The art of taking a shit while using a laptop at the same time.

1) Fred was conversing on Microsoft Messenger during his lapcrap. If his friends knew, they would feel very violated.

See laptop, shit, crap, porn, violated

Dragon Penis

1. A big dragons penis. Scales, big leathery balls, a barbed tip, and "breathes" fire. Your pointy Dragon Penis melted my vagina..

The Brilo Pad

1. The act of shaving your pubes, and then not shaving for a few days so it gets really prickly. Then, while recieving oral sex, you rub yo..

Maximum Bustosity

1. see also metrosexual He's got the maximum bustosity. See ahole..

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