Lapcrap

What is Lapcrap?

1) The art of taking a shit while using a laptop at the same time.

1) Fred was conversing on Microsoft Messenger during his lapcrap. If his friends knew, they would feel very violated.

See laptop, shit, crap, porn, violated

Pooch

1. Beautiful stomach fat. I think its cute and fun to poke. Aww I just wanna poke the pooch! 2. an outward rounding of the stomach area ..

Torbacula

1. A hideously repulsive female homo sapien that sexually seduces and prays upon the unwitting male populance. Dude! That chick is soooooo..

Is That Your Phone?

1. A question which may be asked when a man's anatomy is mistaken for a mobile phone which may "poke" someone in the back wh..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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