Lapcrap

What is Lapcrap?

1) The art of taking a shit while using a laptop at the same time.

1) Fred was conversing on Microsoft Messenger during his lapcrap. If his friends knew, they would feel very violated.

See laptop, shit, crap, porn, violated

Vadge

1. Derived from vagina. Similar in meaning to wuss, wussy, or wimp. A person with no backbone. Pussy is used in much the same way. Don&apo..

Squance

1. The penis. We went to the drive in and my girlfriend grabbed me by the squance. Circa 1960...

Vloumpsious

1. Another word to tell your girlfriend her ass is too big. I wouldn't way you're fat, I would say you're vloumpsious... (S..

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