Lapdancetop

What is Lapdancetop?

A pointless new way of saying Laptop. Used when your laptop is acting slow, or "slutty", hence the lap-dance reference!

"Ugh , my Lapdancetop is being such a whore tonight, sorry!"

"It's fine, i'm going off to your birthday now anyways"

See lap, dance, top, laptop, whore

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