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When you cum so deep in a girls mouth that it hits her tonsils.
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giving someone a blow job while banging a tree at the same time.
He really liked it when I gave him a hippotomus
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Semi-perilous occupation usually involving large amounts of beer/cider and dropping your hand on to intimate parts of the lady sat next ..