What is Lapgazer?
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A member of the audience at a live music venue where there are only seats, no standing room, and the band plays too many slow tracks, thus preventing audience participants from shoegazing, two stepping or moving in any way at all.
Did you enjoy that Goldfrapp show last night? Yeah, the music was great, but the crowd were all lapgazers because we had to sit.
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A sexual act that involves a woman plugging one nostril and using the other nostril to snort a man’s most intimate juices directly from ..
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Vaginal Juices when a women is arroused.
Man, after sex I had to use two towels to clean all her squat sauce off my fuck stick.
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