What is Lapgazer?
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A member of the audience at a live music venue where there are only seats, no standing room, and the band plays too many slow tracks, thus preventing audience participants from shoegazing, two stepping or moving in any way at all.
Did you enjoy that Goldfrapp show last night? Yeah, the music was great, but the crowd were all lapgazers because we had to sit.
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It's like bukkake (a circle jerk aimed at the person in the center), but with runny shit.
You can never truly wash off a fecal buk..
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Definition: When one goes to give a high-five, but dodges and goes for the chest.
History: Kid at our school named Farmer did this at ..
