What is Lapham?
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>Feeds on pies
>Hangs around with Formans
>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap
>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.
1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.
2: It's a Lapham!
1: Oh, that explains it.
2: Mmmm.
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Penis, schlong, dong. You get the point.
Suzy waited anxiously on the bed.
Jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.
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A more upper class and far supperior version of the saying its all gravy. See I'll pop a cap in your mastercard for more infomation..
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A girl who is a bitch, likes to suck a lot of cock, or is just a stupid slut in general.
Dude, that girl is such a marina jaramillo!
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