What is Lapham?
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>Feeds on pies
>Hangs around with Formans
>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap
>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.
1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.
2: It's a Lapham!
1: Oh, that explains it.
2: Mmmm.
2.
Penis, schlong, dong. You get the point.
Suzy waited anxiously on the bed.
Jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.
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Random Words:
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someone who gets pissed of 1 can of alcahol
jade was such a fucking "1 can vandam" last nite
See jade, ll, alcohol, drunk..
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1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)
Some broads are experts ..
