Lapham

What is Lapham?

>Feeds on pies

>Hangs around with Formans

>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap

>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble

>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.

1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.

2: It's a Lapham!

1: Oh, that explains it.

2: Mmmm.

Penis, schlong, dong. You get the point.

Suzy waited anxiously on the bed.

Jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.

See prick, dick, dong, schlong, tallywhacker, Nicky J.

Kewkee

1. Cookie(s), a other name for a cookie Gimmi a kewkee I want kewkeez We has to be kewkeez in harr See cookie, kewk, kewkee, harr..

Hugina

1. Large Vagina. A woman with a large vagina "Holy shit, you have a Hugina,holy shit you have a Hugina" The Gyno said. The woman..

Znark

1. to steal and/or wear out/use up; especially other peoples stuff, slang, or phrases. Dont znark my phrases man. Did you just znark my g..

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