What is Lapham?
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>Feeds on pies
>Hangs around with Formans
>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap
>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble
>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.
1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.
2: It's a Lapham!
1: Oh, that explains it.
2: Mmmm.
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Penis, schlong, dong. You get the point.
Suzy waited anxiously on the bed.
Jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.
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Random Words:
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An absolute freak-out, for whatever reason. May be musically induced, anger-induced, or joy induced.
She had a spazzergasm after he kis..
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An adjective describing the way someone acts when they are high...
She was going all kurfluffer after that party man......
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Some newb on irc that makes up words
1513.48 w1ck3d_c10wn: bluenomad is grym
1514.03 bluenomad: grym?
1514.25 w1ck3..
