Lapham

What is Lapham?

>Feeds on pies

>Hangs around with Formans

>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap

>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble

>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.

1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.

2: It's a Lapham!

1: Oh, that explains it.

2: Mmmm.

Penis, schlong, dong. You get the point.

Suzy waited anxiously on the bed.

Jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.

See prick, dick, dong, schlong, tallywhacker, Nicky J.

As Though

1. In the same way that it would be if looked as though she were made of ice See as if..

Micropafindy

1. When life is half empty or half full. my life feels micropafindy. See half, empty, full, life, feel..

Oigh

1. Another variation of Oi !. May have several variations in spelling, and or usage. Used when Suddenly feeling British !. Oigh, Last n..

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