Lapham

What is Lapham?


1.

>Feeds on pies

>Hangs around with Formans

>Looks similar to the inside of an international rugby player's jock strap

>Is about equal in intelligence level to a pebble

>Favourite phrases include 'PGR' & 'PH'.

1: Fuck me! That person looks like a Buffalo's arse.

2: It's a Lapham!

1: Oh, that explains it.

2: Mmmm.

2.

Penis, schlong, dong. You get the point.

Suzy waited anxiously on the bed.

Jimmy vaulted into the bedroom, his lapham covered with whipcream and a cherry.

See prick, dick, dong, schlong, tallywhacker, Nicky J.


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