What is Lapkin?
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Poop, feces, shit, crap, stool, etc.
oh, I ate some mexican food and a took a huge lapkin afterwards
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Not to be confused with napkin, albeit the same thing, only it makes more sense to call it a lapkin because it covers your lap, not your nap.
Jodi's lapkin prevented her from staining her jeans when she spilled her juicy mango.
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Being jerked off in a bar facing each other making eye contact near a fooseball table. Must start hard. Vicious jerk, all stem. No ball ..
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When something is the titts but better. So good it whomps on titties.
Man, I got to drive that new Ferarri - that was titty-whompus!
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