What is Lapkin?
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Poop, feces, shit, crap, stool, etc.
oh, I ate some mexican food and a took a huge lapkin afterwards
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2.
Not to be confused with napkin, albeit the same thing, only it makes more sense to call it a lapkin because it covers your lap, not your nap.
Jodi's lapkin prevented her from staining her jeans when she spilled her juicy mango.
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An individual, usually in a multi-floor office building, who is so ashamed of the smell of his or her own poop that they will not crap i..