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Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if..
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if ur mom gets old after a while, in place of it you say ur grandma
ted-hey
ed-urmom
ted-whatsup
ed-urmom
ted-URMOM!
ed-UR GRANDMA..