Lappy

What is Lappy?


1.

Short for laptop.

Usually used if the laptop is insanely cute and sexy.

I just love my new lappy.

2.

Strong Bad's trusty computer.

"Scroll button and the lappy together at last, How you ever learn to skrippy-scroll so fast?"-Strong Bad

3.

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

See Josh

4.

adj.

No expression at all

:|

When pulling a lappy face, there is happiness at all in expression

John is a lappy man.

See unhappy, depressed

5.

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.

See JH

6.

lots of lap or alot of fat on your lap therefore making it lappy which comes in handy for a stripper to give you a lap dance; Also a very sexual lapdance

Girl:Omg I'm Wet

Guy:Cause I gave a great lappy

See boobs, lapdance, sex

7.

Performed by a young girl who does not "want to go all the way" but still desires to please her partner. The action of making out on another's lap. See also prude.

Emily didn't really like the guy, so she just gave him a lappy.


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