What is Lapraik?
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The act of shoving an often abnormally large nose into a sexual orifice, often arsehole, and ending up with bodily fluids/solids on the tip of the nose, which are then licked off by the partner or partners.
Also called Roman nosing
"Jamie "Lapraik" better not Lapraik that bloke with that big fat ginger mole"
Jamie:Can i Lapraik you?
BF: Absolutely, but do i have to eat it?
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What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
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Slang for configure; Natural "guess" when attempting to use the root of the word "configuration."
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When after intercourse the female starts bleeding and it goes over the male.
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