Lapstab

What is Lapstab?

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.

They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.

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Alogia

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Nizzag

1. Substitution for the word niggaz. Its ok for White, Mexican, Asian, and every other race of people to say nizzag and not be deemed a ra..

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