What is Lapstab?
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to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.
I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.
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The asshole aka armpit of the united states
damn dont go to nanticoke it sucks
See bruce..
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An immediate and severe allergic reaction to a substance (eg food or drugs). Symptoms of anaphylaxis include breathing difficulty, loss ..
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Someone stupid who munches vagina on a regular basis.
Fred is such a vag muncher...