Lapstab

What is Lapstab?


1.

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.

They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.


69

Random Words:

1. A dumb elementary school joke about Dolly Parton performed with a calculator. Kid 1: "22378008? I don't get it! What does t..
1. An online seller of goods on eBay, Amazon or other such virtual pawn shops. Billy is a real contrepreneur. He finds stuff in the garbag..
1. 1. Weapons of Mass Deception 2. Bullshit 3. An excuse for a douche-bag to blow America's grand-children's future and fill a ..