Lapstab

What is Lapstab?

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.

They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.

Boshing

1. The act of doing bosh, usually achieved by swallowing a small quantity of 'bosh'. Larger amounts are highly recommended by tru..

Ubah

1. Variant of 'uber.' Wezloc is an ubah bitch. 2. /Ubah/: A multi-Glass on Glass bong hotbox of a car. Sure was a good ubah i..

Cpd

1. This is what people from Columbus, Ohio call the Columbus Police Department (usually a police car, or patty wagon) "Oh shit, nigga..

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