Lapstab

What is Lapstab?

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.

They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.

Provosted

1. A derivation of the word "pwned" often used in it's place, perhaps not as intense of a ownage as being "pwned."..

I'll Play Like The Children Are Little Bugs In Mah Web.

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Eyebeams

1. Commonly used to refer to Vanfrom Tales of the Abyss. Invented to make him even more frightening than before and to warn off small child..

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