What is Lapstab?
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to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.
I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.
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