What is Lapstab?
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to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.
I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.
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The act of having a communal reverse brain fart.
To have a thought process before having the actual thought.
ususally occurs when high..
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a dirty hairy penis
"dude, u need to was your lonks wang! it smells bad." or "your such a lonks wang"
See wang, co..
