Lapstab

What is Lapstab?

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.

They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.

Bpi

1. The British Phonographic Industry. The British equivalent of the RIAA. I downloaded lots of porn and mp3's and got slapped with a..

Shonky

1. Of poor or low quality. That work he did was so shonky, I can't believe he actually put his name on it. Not to be confused with &..

Oragoon

1. Having the ability to part your hair with your tongue. Man, If I could oragoon, ALL the ladies would think I was jaxomlotus! See Orago..

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