What is Lapstab?
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to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.
I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.
They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.
Random Words:
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pay a nickel for someone to tickle your pickle (penis)
Guy: "Nickle tickle pickle!"
Girl: "Ok!"
See nickle, tickl..
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1. Personal peculiarity.
See Michael Jackson.
"It's all about one's idiosyncrasy when it comes to their personal taste ..