Lapstab

What is Lapstab?

to masturbate; thrusting your hand up and down your shaft as if stabbing your lap, like norman bates would his victim.

I took tila out tonight and she looked so banging that i had to lapstab in the bathroom stall before dinnner was even over.

They caught some priest lapstabbing at toys-r-us again.

Ibe

1. Pill of ibuprofen. This headache hurts like a bitch, I'd better knock back a few ibes. See medicine, pill, drugs, ecstasy, headac..

Viken

1. a overly obese hairy individual. Likes to dab in the area of felching. Finally, once drove a citation and preaches the word of virgini..

Cadilacin

1. on da clock doin nuttin,sittin in a lay-z-boy recliner & not wanting to move Man, um jus cadilacin like a fat mack eating steak! S..

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