Lapstone

What is Lapstone?


1.

noun, A discomforted testicle that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.

Guy 1: (concerned) What's up, dude?

Guy 2: (grimacing, eyes watering)...lapstone...

See testicle, trouser, squash, unpleasant, mash


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