Laptaffy

What is Laptaffy?

The word used to describe a mans penis.

"You try it, and I will seperate your body from your laptaffy and stitch a football out of your foreskin."

-Coach Hines (Mad TV)

See dick, weiner, dong, shlong

Lena Noemi

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Chewda

1. A ghetto whore, or trashy woman. You know the kind. "Damn! That bitch looks like she bathes in piss. Get a job, chewda!"..

Douchen

1. the act of being a douche bag wow this annoying kid next to me is really douchen it right about now. See gayen, cocken..

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