Laptaffy

What is Laptaffy?

The word used to describe a mans penis.

"You try it, and I will seperate your body from your laptaffy and stitch a football out of your foreskin."

-Coach Hines (Mad TV)

See dick, weiner, dong, shlong

Qualified

1. well hung; posessing a large penis I saw Dan out on the track today and he looks pretty qualified. See big, package, junk, hung, dcoy ..

Zorro Mask

1. The act of slapping a girl across the face with your cock in the shape of a Z then proceeding to spunk on her face. Bronek gave that bi..

Mouseking

1. What a ratking is to rats, the mouseking is to mice. There's a huge mouseking living in Lindsay's room. See mouse, rodent, m..

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