Laptard

What is Laptard?

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

See laptop, idiot, tard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

See computer, laptop, portable, hardware

I'd Split That In Half

1. Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female." It refers to the long-..

Puppy Face

1. When someone's dick is in your face and you're not happy. At all. Origin: A man wearing a stuffed puppy instead of pants at a..

Robert Knepper

1. Actor that plays the sexy Theodore Bagwell from Prison Break. I want Robert Knepper to roleplay as Theodore Bagwell and fuck me! See t..

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