Laptard

What is Laptard?

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

See laptop, idiot, tard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

See computer, laptop, portable, hardware

Tasering

1. Calling someone out for Loxing, or believing their non-ability to do anything is worthwhile. I had to spend the day tasering to the cla..

Gates Of Heaven

1. Where every man aspires to pass through. Pearly panty gates is my personal term. See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beard..

Ya Foice

1. Another way of saying, "Your face" Jack: Hey, look at that cool bird! Sally: Ya foice. See face, your face, your mom's..

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