Laptard

What is Laptard?

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

See laptop, idiot, tard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

See computer, laptop, portable, hardware

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