Laptard

What is Laptard?

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

See laptop, idiot, tard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

See computer, laptop, portable, hardware

Zeez

1. zee or zeez is the same as flyor blyinstead of fly that has also other meanings I will swat this f... zee(z) See fly, insect, fret..

Kentucky Lawnmower

1. When a guy is getting a girl doggy style, he reaches forward and knocks her arms out from under her. Then he pushes her across the room..

Choke-nasty-foos

1. To choke-nasty-foos is to participate in a highly competitive match of inebriated foosball. This term is usually used in combination wit..

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