Laptard

What is Laptard?

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

See laptop, idiot, tard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

See computer, laptop, portable, hardware

Nudge Her And Fudge Her

1. The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who. My fu..

Kinky Chinky Poo

1. A term used for a horny chinese man/woman. "Dude, that chick was sucka a kinky chinky poo!" See chink, kinky, chinese, horny..

Lick My Sack

1. what you say to someone when you're fresh out of clever retorts. (also, lick me sack) some smart guy: "In my opinion your m..

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