Laptop Dance

What is Laptop Dance?

Watching a strip tease on ones laptop while you place your laptop on your lap to try to imitate a lap dance.

Dude a had a major boner this morning using my laptop to get a laptop dance.

See lap, top, dance, strip, tease

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