Laptop Edit Meaning

1.

Mobile porn.

Rumored to be used for school or work...

I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.

See laptop, notebook, computer

2.

1. The top on the lap.

2. The lap on the top.

The laptop topped off the lap.

See laptop, labtop

3.

A 21st Century Boom Box

Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop

See boom box, computer, notebook, tablet pc

4.

When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.

mod.

DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.

"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"

"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."

See computer, pc, notebook, anal, ceiling

5.

1. Small, portable computer that can be easily placed on your lap and give serious pain after many hours.

2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up".

*Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.

1. I used my laptop while on the plane.

2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.

6.

Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.

"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."

See minipop, throwabout

7.

The lap of a male...in some cases a female.......lets not get into that one

THe slut, Christina Aguilara was sitting on my laptop and scanning that sex ass (megabytez) all over me!!