What is Laptop Fucker?
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One who appreciates the fucking of laptops. A laptop fucker comes under the spectrum of technophiles.
boy 1: "I've recently discovered the joys of penetrating the 'top"
boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"
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DC Metro Area term for the act of masterbation
I walked in on my roommate hooking it to porn.
See hook it, jacking off, hooking, maste..