Laptop Gangster

What is Laptop Gangster?


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1)Typically one with so minuscule a penis, that it becomes imperative to roam the internet and pick random fights with other roamers. This can occur on any form of internet medium (e.g. Forums, online games, youtube etc.)

Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.

(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".

NetSurfer1:"Oh wow, badassNaruto just called me a "noob" in this thread."

NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."

See laptop, gangster, net, bully, no, life

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White suburban male who live with his momma and makes comments online he would never make in person.

Laptop gangster in action (White suburban boy with manicured lawn) Yo biacth... I grew up in da' hood of minneapolis.

See poser, fag, geek, scrawny, neck


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