Laptop Jaffa

What is Laptop Jaffa?

A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region.

Pass me the cushion, I don't wanna be no Laptop Jaffa!

See jaffa, impotent, sperm, fruit, laptop, computer

Arte Moreno

1. A owner who thinks he's the next George Steinbrenner. Hey John lets go see the yankees I mean The Los Angeles of Anahiem of Califo..

Oh Poo

1. a dislike of a certain situation oh poo! i forgot to turn the oven off. See poo, shit, oh, shitty, poos..

Hsp

1. Stands for Highly Sensitive Person. Refers to people who are oversensitive to sensory aspects of their environment/world. For instance, ..

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