Laptop Jaffa

What is Laptop Jaffa?

A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region.

Pass me the cushion, I don't wanna be no Laptop Jaffa!

See jaffa, impotent, sperm, fruit, laptop, computer

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