What is Laptop Lesbian?
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A woman who can only give voice to her lesbian impulses on-line or via email.
Bonnie's such a tease. She's been sending hot emails to Sandy for weeks, but when they ran into each other at Matt's party, like nothing happened. Bonnie's a total laptop lesbian.
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When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.
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Exactly the same as an Emeril, but it involves using smegma instead of semen.
I gave my ex-girlfriend a cheese omelet during sex since ..
