Laptop Waffle

What is Laptop Waffle?

When you take a poop on somebody's laptop, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect.

If you go on the myspace one more time, I'm going to make you a laptop waffle when you're at class.

See laptop, poop, waffle, notebook, tablet

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