Laptop War

What is Laptop War?

The action of taking two working condition laptops and smashing them together until one is left still working.

Matthan and I had a laptop war the other day and now he has to buy a new laptop.

See laptop, war, fight, break, fun

Hoe Poe

1. The child of a cop and a hooker. Officer john got kicked off the force when they found out he had a Hoe Poe with susey from the corner...

Kiss Rape

1. When someone kisses you but you do not want to. So when people say that they saw you kissing someone, you say that you were kissed rape..

-phoon

1. (suffix) - a lot of something, a barrage. I'm gonna get her alone and its gonna be a freak-phoon. See phoon, typhoon, a lot, shit..

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