Laptop War

What is Laptop War?

The action of taking two working condition laptops and smashing them together until one is left still working.

Matthan and I had a laptop war the other day and now he has to buy a new laptop.

See laptop, war, fight, break, fun

Garfg

1. meaning bobby, in drunk language. "hey man, what your name","GARFG",(pukes) See garfg, drunk, bobby, puke, man..

Quaffles

1. The flabby bit of skin that hangs off the neck of an wrinkly or fat person. A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it...

Roof Jumper

1. A black person who after robbing a white guy jumps off the roof to escape that fuckin roof jumper stole my t.v. See boobs..

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