Laptopfreak

What is Laptopfreak?

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.

Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.

See Justin

To stalk a certain Xanga user

I love that laptopfreak; Justin!

Plate Of Cavier

1. to eat out a high priced hooker, or a rich girl i had a plate of cavier for dinner last night See hahaha..

Your Mother Cooks Socks In Hell

1. A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoo..

Parallel Park

1. when you are banging a girl so hard the bed slides across the room and rotates 45degrees "Last night Jeff dominated her so good he..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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