Laptopfreak

What is Laptopfreak?

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.

Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.

See Justin

To stalk a certain Xanga user

I love that laptopfreak; Justin!

Dirt Port

1. Slang for ass hole. Also known as ballon knot, leather cheerio, etc She likes the way I tongue her dirt port. See ass, leather cheerio..

Delkus

1. A fool. Someone who does something stupid, and or idiotic. The weatherman called for high 70's and now it's snowing. What a..

Daaaaamn

1. something guys say when they see a hot girl. Joe: did you see that girl? Mark: daaaaamn! See damn, hot, girl, guys, daaaaamn..

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Laptopfreak Edit Meaning