Laptosaurus

What is Laptosaurus?

a laptop that can read floppy disks

a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap

a laptop from the early 2000's

a powerbook or I book

a laptop running windows 98

a laptop with no Wi Fi

- laptops found at DKD

- laptops found in pawn chops

"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter

- oh, you got a laptosaurus"

See laptop, pc, mac, computer

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