What is Laquinda?
1.
The name of a sedentary woman who lives in a small prairie city in western Canada. Likes beef and spotted mules.
Also known as; TURD™, Le TURD, TURDO MAC, KingTurd, Kristak Kingturd, TURDsaurus.
The name itself can be shortened to "LaQ" for purposes of badmouthing LaQuinda over IM or the common text-messaging services from cellular service providers.
I spotted LaQuinda when I was getting groceries. She was scarfing down free
Chef Boyardee samples.