What is Lara Croft?
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Lara Croft; The most desired female game character to date, the starlet of the world famous game: Tomb Raider. Lara; a very Indiana Jones-esque adventurer, is a brave and well-known female icon. Easily defined by her tough character and curvey image, etrimental to the character, who gained more attention from her appearance than her tough-as-nails spirit and determination. In response to this, she has recently undergone a slight "redesign" for the sake of becoming more appealing to female gamers. Her chest size was reduced and her clothes were altered; some have still derided her form as being unrealistic.
Lara Croft has been in a series of 7 games to date.
Created by Toby Gard, the heroine of the video game series has spawned over six incarnations of the game, where the heroine must defeat ancient deities, spirits, evil gangsters, and even dinosaurs. Since its debut in 1996, Tomb Raider games have been made for the PC, Mac, PlayStation, PlayStation 2, Saturn, Dreamcast, N-Gage, Pocket PC, Game Boy Advance, and Game Boy Color.
Lara Croft's biography has been changed, it is now almost completely different from the original biography which was relevant for the first six Tomb Raider games. (sucks) - This is due to the recent biography and character change made by Crystal Dynamics for the new game, Tomb Raider: Legend.(VERY GAY!)
She's very well known also through Angelina Jolie, who was the actress of the Tomb Raider movies. The movies were very americanised and a lot of fans were upset by Lara having the character and colour sucked out of her by Angelina Jolie.
Do not pick americans to play posh, proud characters such as Lara. Accent faking is not cool.
Lara Croft kicks ass. Karima Adebibe and Angelina: Go suck penis. You're no good at being Lara.
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The woman who inspired nude patches....Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
'Whoa man, you gotta respect Lara Croft for being an inspiration to those mod geeks out there!'
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Lara Croft, played by sexual deviant, Angelina Jolie, is the biggest Mary Sue in movies today, besides Uma Therman in the Kill Bill movies.
Person #1: Did you see that scene where Lara Croft gives the shark an imperiously disdainful look and then punches it in the noes?
Person #2: Yep *bored voice* it was one of her stellar Mary Sue moments.
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When walking past an object, person or animal your eyes are locked upon it until it is no longer comfortable to turn your neck.
From the video game Tomb Raider. When Lara Croft passes an object of interest or hostile animal she stares at it as she passes.
Phil and Tom well Lara Crofted the skip.
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Lara croft "star" of
"oooh ahhh ooooooooo"
-whats that?
-just lara climbing a wall
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A ugly big hipped bitch that fights like one as well. She dresses sluty when she can't wear it! Yes Lara does make sex noises. Lara has got a boyish body. Large eyes, big hips, large lips, a huge fat girls ass, shes way to muscular for a woman ewwww, shes wide and everything about her is bad! She is a big nerd! She is only looked at by nerds! Everyone thinks shes so beautiful when shes not! And whats up with them double D titties?! She is a slut that thinks shes the greatest thing in the world when shes the worst. Lara croft is just so goddamn ugly! You know who the ultimate vixen is?, Agent Bloodrayne!!! Why you know damn well it ain't no geeky Lara croft. And Lara's name is just so low class. Shes so greedy, she has all that money and instead of helping children around the world, she add's to her mansion every year. Her mansion is not even all that pretty. Oh yeah, we can't picture Lara in a tight leather outfit that Rayne wears! Lara would be nothing in a tight leather suit! Most people need to get that Rayne is beautiful and Lara is not! We wish we looked like Rayne! Rayne has got beauty no woman can have only admire, Lara's got nothing!! Rayne's got the body, Lara has a fat ass queer's body that is trying to be a boy, with manly legs. Lara looks sixty years old thats how ugly she is. Rayne could kill Lara in one second, maybe even faster than that. And Lara hates Americans, she admitted it in legend, fuck her, we hope she drowns in her tea! Rayne is a all- American- beauty! Rayne fights better than Lara too. Lara can't even fight, thats why she uses guns, if she didn't have guns she'd die! Rayne don't need her blades and dragons to whip ass, you can tell that with her martial arts and acrobatical moves!
Lara croft is a ugly skank, Rayne rules!
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