Lara Willig

What is Lara Willig?

1.

1) noun. author of the book "The Deception of the Emerald Ring" (alternative spelling: "Laura Willig")

2) noun. an extremely bitchy person who has a live rabid raccoon up their vagina trying to claw its way out (see " bitch face")

3) adjective. the characteristic of being a heinous bitch (see " cunt")

4) verb. to give snide unwarranted remarks in an effort to always be right while possessing the facial features of an appaloosa horse (see "ugly as fuck")

I would love to get Laura Willig's autograph!

Stop being such a Lara Willig or people will start calling you " bitch face".

That's such a Lara Willig thing to say.

Stop Lara Williging me, your face makes me want to puke!

See bitch face, cunt, ugly as fuck, appaloosa, rabid raccoon, moisty
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