Lard

What is Lard?


1.

A fat person that thinks that they aren't fat.

Bob: Hey you lard go get rid of that lard!

Bill: I'M NOT FAT!

2.

1)An extremely fatty substance usually found on obese people.

2)What the McDonalds burgers are dipped in.

1)She has enough lard on her to tip a tow truck.

2)Before serving the burger, he dipped the meat in lard, slapped it on bread, did not neglect to drop it on the floor and handed it to the customer. Now THATS good service!

3.

Fat, fat people, lazy people who are fat,people who sit on thier ass all day that need to be carried from place to place and hardly move,fat girls who think they are not fat

Stop being such a lardass and get over here

Dude: OMG CHECK THIS LARDASS B*** shes so fat She can't fit through doors

lardass:I'm not fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Eat the darn lard!!!"

"stop being such a pussy you lardass"

See lard, lrd

4.

An extreme kind of lazyness. This person will spend hours on the couch burbing and will hate washing. His sleeping quarters or pit are sickening and his feet will stink like a skunk. This person is a disgrace.

That person is a Lard

See lazy, smelly, useless, pathetic, imposter

5.

animal fat

or a person thats really fat and thinks it super funny

a funny looking fat thing

Jabba the Hut.... what a lard?!?

Put some lard on that pan girl!?!

See pansy, mofo, fuck, sex, cunt, lmao

6.

A awesome friend who doesnt care that lard is his nickname, wicked sense of humour!!

"Hey Lard"

"Hey what"

See hilarious, blonde, random, cool

7.

1.Sustenance.

2. A quantity of food (or drink) which may contain caffeine or carbohydrate. It will serve to keep a man on his feet & keep him able to complete the working day.

"If I don't get a cup of lard in me then I will probably die".

"Lard on". (Usually proclaimed upon arriving home after work).

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